One of those 'blog of a blog' posts, but I unashamedly love this...recreated is the full post...
Some guy Shane posted "Isaac Hayes' 3 Laws of Robotics" as a comment to this blog entry on Engadget. I laughed out loud.
- A robot must risk his neck for his brother man, and may not cop out when there's danger all about.
- A robot must be a sex machine to all the chicks, except where such actions conflict with the will of his main woman.
- A robot must at all times strive to be one bad motha-shutchyomouth.
(As an aside -- who thinks Phillip Torrone has too many robots? Is there such a thing?)